Yesterday at Tesco:
Promoter: Kak kak..kami ada promotion baru kak...celcom ada... blablabla..!!
Me: In my mind...Shit this guy calls me kak!
Me: (Smile with no interest)
Promoter: Kak guna prepaid ka postpaid?? (smiled desperately at me)
Promorer: Kak kalau guna prepaid sekarang boleh tukar ke postpaid...
Me: In my mind once again... damn this guy look so much older than me but still calls me kak... don't want to layan!
Me: Takpelah.. nak cepat ni! (with my broken semenanjung slang)(after all I am in a rush to meet my sis in the second floor)
Promoter: (Laughed at me).. Oklah takpe ye... terima kaseh!
Me: (Walked away to the elevator and started thinking of myself)
That fukin promoter is so old.... yet so idiot! who do you think u are to call me a kak? idiot people nowadays...
After thinking of it last night...
1. I probably need to get rid of those fukin' pimples... idiot... maybe i should do some surgeries!
2. I need not tie my hair when i go out but it's so hot!
3. I should wear super thick eyeliner! (but i lost my old one..needa buy new!)
4. I shall wear more pink clothes! but I have none...
5. I shall carry a backpack so that I look like a student...but I hate bringing anything with me..
6. I need to be more childish then!
7. Maybe my slippers make me look old....I've been wearing it for more than 1 year! I've been using it everywhere... to KL to Singapore to the jungle in Bau...to JB and everywhere... boarded on the plane with this slippers too... why? coz I brought only this footwear to here... hahaha... I'm lazy to wear shoes...
8. Maybe I look too serious... but if i smile all the time... people thinks im crazy then... if i look serious people won't play the fool with me...
9. I shouldn't look like The Blacks or even Indonesian... I wanna look like an Indian!
10. The next time you see me... I shall have white skin... no wonder Michael Jackson changed himself..
11. I don't think being a "curvy girl" should be a matter to judge my age!
MESSAGE TO EVERYODY: YOU BETTER NOT CALL ME "KAK" IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE OLDER THAN ME! OR ELSE DAMN YOU PEOPLE!
PS: Idiot those people... I hate you! I fukin' hate them idiots!
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