Living Like Animals

I posted on facebook not long ago about HOW LONG CAN I PUSH THE BANANA DEEP DOWN MY THROAT and yeap so far the banana went 4 inches deep... meh. No more banana to eat leh.

And so today, my appointment with the orthodontist was more than I expected. haha..

Loudspeaker: Amy Lynette Anak Perempuan Subramaniam, Amy Lynette Anak Perempuan Subramaniam, sila masuk ke bilik nombor 3. Bilik nombor 3.

So i walked to room number 3 and WAS SHOCKED TO SEE 8 MALE ASSISTANTS 1 FEMALE DOCTOR AND 2 MALE DOCTORS STARING AT ME AS I ENTER.
*what confused*
I was so blur at first, whether i should sit on the chair or lie down on that thing.
Then the assistants all ask me to lie down..once i laid down, they all looked at me and smiled one kind. Why? I am not pretty pun.. maybe because i was too ugly.

Assistants: Ok ok come here lie down here here.. Me: heheh..ok
In my mind *shit these guys are freakishly hot in their uniform...drools*

Doctor : OK bite let me see your teeth.. Me :*bites*

*some dentist to junior dentist conversation with numberings and whatever terms i don't know*

Doctor : I see.. so this tooth cannot be removed simply because the space is quite small to push the one behind to the front. But this one, it's a bit decayed already, space is large enough to push another tooth out. So this one i can pull out. Me : *with my mouth wide open...nods*

And so he said he will make me an impression for my teeth.. so he can make the whatever it is i am not sure what it is called now, probably retainer.
And yeye.. no need for braces because time is too limited here in Malaysia.
He said my healthy baby tooth can last till I'm 30. So for now leave the extra tooth behind.

Ahaaa.. okay say what????!?!?
. *the very first thing that comes to my mind... haiz shit that tooth is a bit sharp i cannot even perform a bj.
ok joking.

So since Dr. Alex had a surgery on his palm, he couldn't do it for me... so another doctor helped out.

Here's another conversation:

Doctor : Ok so i am going to do an impression on ur upper and lover teeth.
Me : *blur blur* ok so how is it? Doctor: It's like a clay alginate, I'm going to press it on your teeth deep into your throat for a while till it hardens. So this might make you feel like vomiting but keep hold it for just a while if you feel like to.. and of course you might not be able to breathe through your mouth so just breath normally through your nose.

Me : Wow okay *imagining the deepthroat banana test I've been doing all these while...sure nothing one la won't vomit hahah*
Me : Eh doc doc!.. how does it taste like? Doctor : Oh let me see.. it's yellow..today it's mango flavour.. usually we have vanilla haha Me : Oh I'd prefer mango of course.. *actually in my mind, no banana flavour ah?*
So imaginations run wild, I was in my dream land.. *gay assistants, banana..bla bla*
*looks like this exactly..yellow thing.*

So the doctor did the thing whatever it is called deep inside.... one at a time..lower first then upper.
Well I was wondering why would some people feel like vomiting because of this, I don't seem to have any problem with this thing deep in my throat.
My sister did it before and she came out crying and puking.. haizz.
I thought that this thing they do will be painful..
Because the dentist made me think it's gonna be bad..
Not when they were doing it on me but after that, i think i swallowed some of that yellow thing and as usual my throat felt sore.

Now i know why, after more than 20 times deepthroat-ing myself with bananas... i see it helps now. hahaha..

Conclusion...
Bananas can do wonders to your body.. :D